QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"I'd like to take this time to dispell any myths or any rumors about the retarded. The retarded do not rule the night. They don't rule it. Nobody does. They don't run in packs. Although they may not be as strong as apes, don't lock eyes with 'em--Don't do it! It puts 'em on edge. They might go into berzerker mode. They'll come at you like a whirlin' dervish of fists and elbows. Teacher may start screamin', 'no, no, no!' But all they'll hear is, 'Who wants more cake?' Lemme tell ya something--They all do. They all want more cake."


--WILFORD BRIMLEY, '99