Plane ticket to San Diego: $315

Bottle of whiskey: $24

Unregistered handgun: $400

Cab fare to Qualcomm Stadium: $28

Seeing the look on LaDanian Tomlinson's face when I threaten his life for not playing hard enough and costing me a game in Fantasy Football: PRICELESS.

I'm on a gravy train with biscuit wheels, LaDanian...Don't derail me! If I go down, I'm taking you with me! You're doing super so far though, keep up the good work! Still the only undefeated team in the league!

ALEX: 5-0

TOM: 4-1

JOHN G: 3-2

JOES: 3-2

STEVE/RON: 2-3

JOHN H: 2-3

RICK: 1-4

DAN/NICK: 0-5

Next up in the crosshairs....John Hammond, come on down! You're the next contestant! ---You know where you are!? You're in the jungle, baby! You're gonna die!!! (Settle down, Congo)