Today is a pretty boring day...I'm just sitting around here awaiting the rapture of our savior (aka, cable guy) who will be here between 10 and 4. I've been filling out online applications and emailing my resume to many different places today, although, I don't think many of the places I have submitted to are looking for a former transgendered crackwhore and probably frown upon that while reading my resume.
In other news, I am still the only undefeated team left in the fantasy football league and I kind of feel bad for making my dad cry all day Sunday, I have to do what's in my best interest. How do you think Tony Soprano felt when he had to kill Big Pussy for wearing a wire? How do you think Spongebob felt when he had to beat the sh*t out of Patrick with a tire iron for sleeping with his hoe? Well, that's how I feel now...Sorry Dad. My prediction about the Patriots not going to the Super Bowl or making the playoffs (Maybe a wildcard berth if they're lucky) still holds true. They will be a 9-7 team at best. Write that down. My prediction for this upcoming Saturday when the Ducks face ASU in Tempe is less than desirable for the Oregon fans out there: ASU: 63 OR: 27....Their offense is the epitome of what our defense cannot defend. It will be a shocker----
if they beat us by less than 21. It's going to be ugly.
So I got a new phone over the weekend and thought that I will at last have texting capabilities, but noooooo....For the last five years all I've heard is---"I texted you, why didnt you ever text me back?" Or, "When are you going to get with the times and be able to text?" It was during those times when I felt lonlier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert. So, Apparently I'm still not "hip", or "with it", and maybe I'm just not destined to come out of the darkness yet. So, until I eventually fix that, I guess you'll just have to deal with my voice....
Is everyone else excited to watch the Red Sox repeat this year? I've got my beer for the next month or so...Does anyone else? Oh, and here's another fearless prediction---Alex, 73.8 John Gillis, -17.4 in next weekend's fantasy football action. Cable guy is here! Adios!
In other news, I am still the only undefeated team left in the fantasy football league and I kind of feel bad for making my dad cry all day Sunday, I have to do what's in my best interest. How do you think Tony Soprano felt when he had to kill Big Pussy for wearing a wire? How do you think Spongebob felt when he had to beat the sh*t out of Patrick with a tire iron for sleeping with his hoe? Well, that's how I feel now...Sorry Dad. My prediction about the Patriots not going to the Super Bowl or making the playoffs (Maybe a wildcard berth if they're lucky) still holds true. They will be a 9-7 team at best. Write that down. My prediction for this upcoming Saturday when the Ducks face ASU in Tempe is less than desirable for the Oregon fans out there: ASU: 63 OR: 27....Their offense is the epitome of what our defense cannot defend. It will be a shocker----
if they beat us by less than 21. It's going to be ugly.
So I got a new phone over the weekend and thought that I will at last have texting capabilities, but noooooo....For the last five years all I've heard is---"I texted you, why didnt you ever text me back?" Or, "When are you going to get with the times and be able to text?" It was during those times when I felt lonlier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert. So, Apparently I'm still not "hip", or "with it", and maybe I'm just not destined to come out of the darkness yet. So, until I eventually fix that, I guess you'll just have to deal with my voice....
Is everyone else excited to watch the Red Sox repeat this year? I've got my beer for the next month or so...Does anyone else? Oh, and here's another fearless prediction---Alex, 73.8 John Gillis, -17.4 in next weekend's fantasy football action. Cable guy is here! Adios!
posted by Alex at 1:40 PM
1 Comments:
I figured if I let you win it would make the rest of the year more interesting. The Ducks can't keep ASU from scoring if they don't blitz, but I think they will put up more than 27 points. Now that you have cable will we see you on weekends anymore?
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