Today is my last day in NYC and don't really want this to end because I will be fed my usual doses of reality starting tomorrow. This trip was worthwhile for me, but if you happen to be deathly afraid of other people from different races and ethnicities, then this might not be the ideal vacation for you. Whenever we had a question for someone around here, the answer would always come back in very broken English, no matter how white they looked. Lets see, we also saw an amateur mariacci band playing on the subway, a couple of happy-go-lucky crack whores, a lady who yelled at me for standing too close to her elbow on the bus, and a lady with obvious ass implants. We also went to a Chinese restaraunt called Mr. Tang's. When you see a name like that in Chinatown, you have to go...You just have to...We also took a stroll through Central Park and oh my god I wish i had my rod, reel and peanuts here! Agressive little bastards! We took a walk across the Brooklyn Bridge for some nice photo ops and took a ride on the Staten Island Ferry where I was able to rub up against a little boy without anyone noticing! God I love this country! Hmmmm, where can I fill out a form to be a soccer coach this fall? I will have to post some pictures on here when I get them developed----Of the city!!! But don't worry, NAMBLA friends, I will email you the good pics too when I get a chance.
Here are the things we didn't do---So don't ask...
1. Broadway--If I wanted to watch a bunch of fags running around singing and dancing, I'd go to San Francisco.
2. Baseball game--If I talked her into going to a Mets or Yankees game, then I'd get put into a guilt trip and have to see a Broadway show with her. God, I hate musicals...Plus, I'd probably end up getting my ass kicked at a Yankee's game. Can you say Steve Bartman?
3. The Met--Apparently, watching dogs hump eachother at a dog park isn't a waste of time, but a trip to one of the best museums in the world is.
4. Night Clubs--We were going to go with one of Kimberly's friends, but the stupid bitch never called us back until 7am the next morning claiming she forgot her phone...Let me tell ya something---Club skanks don't forget to bring their phones there---EVER!, but they are apt to forgetting their phones at the clubs...I've seen it a million times...Oh well, she saved me $$$ I suppose...Ok, so maybe I'm grateful, and possibly Jewish.
5. Set fire to A-Rod's house---We got there, but I forgot matches....Aye aye aye....
Other than those things, we were able to see everything worth seeing/experiencing in Manhattan and it turned out to be a very worthwhile trip. Surely some things that I will never forget.
In other news, the ducks actually won on Saturday and I am beating Joe Walliman in fantasy football 47.9 - 2.9--- much like the apes that attacked the couple in Bakersfield a few months ago. Your tears taste yummy, Joe....
Here are the things we didn't do---So don't ask...
1. Broadway--If I wanted to watch a bunch of fags running around singing and dancing, I'd go to San Francisco.
2. Baseball game--If I talked her into going to a Mets or Yankees game, then I'd get put into a guilt trip and have to see a Broadway show with her. God, I hate musicals...Plus, I'd probably end up getting my ass kicked at a Yankee's game. Can you say Steve Bartman?
3. The Met--Apparently, watching dogs hump eachother at a dog park isn't a waste of time, but a trip to one of the best museums in the world is.
4. Night Clubs--We were going to go with one of Kimberly's friends, but the stupid bitch never called us back until 7am the next morning claiming she forgot her phone...Let me tell ya something---Club skanks don't forget to bring their phones there---EVER!, but they are apt to forgetting their phones at the clubs...I've seen it a million times...Oh well, she saved me $$$ I suppose...Ok, so maybe I'm grateful, and possibly Jewish.
5. Set fire to A-Rod's house---We got there, but I forgot matches....Aye aye aye....
Other than those things, we were able to see everything worth seeing/experiencing in Manhattan and it turned out to be a very worthwhile trip. Surely some things that I will never forget.
In other news, the ducks actually won on Saturday and I am beating Joe Walliman in fantasy football 47.9 - 2.9--- much like the apes that attacked the couple in Bakersfield a few months ago. Your tears taste yummy, Joe....
posted by Alex at 5:07 AM
1 Comments:
sweetheart.....would it kill you to be a little nicer to my friends? And you love the dogs just as much as me! Plus you ARE NOT a museum person...AND you know I wanted to go to a game! Other than that your blog was accurate, we did have a good time.
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