So, "Husky fever" (A homosexually transmitted disease, in my opinion) will be rampant in Eugene this Saturday when the Ducks face the University of Washington. For those of you who have been living under a rock the past few decades, this is a HUGE rivalry and the Huskies are hated more than that youth league soccer coach we all had who would keep us after practice and pretend that he had just suffered a rather serious snake bite and needed someone to suck out the venom. But that's a story for another day.

Right now, I've decided not to shave my beard until the ducks lose...Well, it was out of laziness at first, but now I'm kind of curious to see what Kenny Rogers looked like as a 24 year old. Keep rolling Ducks! Here's my prediction of how many consecutive wins the ducks will have...


*Present*


*Me in the year 2021*

It all starts this Saturday though. I really don't think I should predict anything this week, since all of my predictions went completely awry last week. I still don't know how the Ducks ended up beating Arizona State last week. Can you say, "Vegas mob fix"? No matter what happened, Oregon has the swagger now and will be a tough team to stop and has a legitimate chance of winning the rest of their games in the next few decades (fig. 1, 2). Anyway, like the overused response to the media by athletes, "We're just gonna take one game at a time." So, for this game, Huck the Fuskies!