I haven't written on my blog for at least a month now, and I'm sure most of you have probably assumed that I have died from V.D., or sold my computer for crack...Well, I'm not going to sit here and confirm or deny either. Let's just say that my life is in shambles...It's not good when the people in the liquor store, pawn shop and the guns n' ammo section at GI Joes know you by name. Where's that f-ing angel, Clarence, when you need him? So, why haven't I written in my blog for awhile? I got no heart...Because a she-devil stole it from me!

I did manage to finally pass my college level math class that enables me to graduate. However, I also became addicted to polynomials.



I would like to personally take a few seconds to thank god (bow your heads please) for creating PBR 40's that can be purchased at Tom's Market on 18th and Agate at such a low low price! Speaking of God, Christians are nuttier than squirrel-shit. Oh lordie lordie lordie! It's kinda like a Woodstock for the brainwashed. There's a band playing Christian music, with everyone twirling around with their hands in the air screaming "I love you, Jesus!" I can't wait to see what someone does to get backstage so they can get on their knees and please Jesus. The Christians can say whatever they want, but this is no celebration or worship...This is a congregation of people who are scared as/of hell. They call Jesus their friend, their lover, their savior....But isn't he kinda like the judge in all actuality? Although getting your ass kissed every sunday is flattering, wouldn't it also get old after 2000 years? I swear to god (not literally), everyone in that church-house looked like they would get hit by lightening if they didn't sing loud enough, or let some tears out...It's kinda like they were faking orgasms for Jesus...Hello! He's omnipotent, he can tell! Not exactly like a Seinfeld episode. I was raised on Catholocism, and although I don't agree with everything they preach, they keep it simple...You stand, sit, kneel, get in line, have some bread, sip some wine, sing hymns in one key....They don't ride around on bicycles telling everyone that their religion is better, nor do they hop on a jet to Africa or Asia and "save" the hooligans who have AIDS because they never accepted Jesus as their savior. Anyway, I'm almost positive that nearly everyone who reads this is Christian. However, I'm only bashing your religion because no one observed my birthday on the 1st (Except for Zach-Catholic, and Ryan-Atheist), since everyone had to get ready for JC's on the 25th ....The lord bites you in the ass in mysterious ways, doesn't he Christians? President Bush is also Christian, and so I blame the Christians for the gas prices. Just as the Christians blamed the Non-Christians for Hurricane Katrina.

There is one thing I found hilarious at Church on Sunday. It was all about setting goals for yourself, and I kid you not, one of the rules for setting them was as follows: "Goals should be premeditated, done for the lord and carried out with purpose. Can anyone say:



Seriously though...NO OFFENSE TO CHRISTIANS READING THIS!!!! I'm sure that we catholics are crazier than rats in a tin shithouse to you as well.

Wheweee...Well, that was theraputic...I'll try to blog more...Talk to y'all later!