Well, it's about noon on Monday after a very uneventful weekend...Unless you want to count getting abused by the Eugene police on Thursday night, going on a car chase Friday afternoon, drinking myself silly before and during the duck game on Saturday (Seriously, 6 beer cans under my seat before the 1st half ended), or going skydiving with a parachute on Saturday night; there really isn't a lot to tell.

Everyone seems to be pretty excited about the newest "Amazing Race" that will be starting sometime this week. However, I refuse to watch it because of false advertising. When it made it's network debut a few years ago, I thought it would be a documentary about white people. How disappointing! As it turns out, it's some reality show about a bunch of people in a rat race for money. When I saw this, I was angrier than a skinhead watching "The Jeffersons".

So, Terrell Owens, the cocky wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles was suspended for conduct detrimental to the team for the remainder of the season. T.O. has also been referred as a little bitch, a tool, a douchebag and ape-like. This guy actually cried in an interview over the summer because the Eagles were only paying him about $3 million a year and thought he was getting a raw deal. This brings up my next point for Jenny W...Wait, that's too obvious, let's call her J. White. Can we please suspend C. Warner for like a year or whatever for conduct detrimental to the team? We can hire one of those mixed up and vulnerable strippers who is trying to get her life back on track while in reality, she will always be dead inside and will sleep with coworkers just to make her feel just a tiny bit better about herself (A la N. Ribble). It sounds like a great idea to me! By the way, I will never refer to them as their politically correct name, "dancers". Until I get an invitation to one of their ballet recitals, they will always be referred to as strippers by me.